The Return of SafeSnack

After a long delay SafeSnack has made it’s long awaited return but this time with fancy cameras and less baking.
This edition features a chocolate cake with a duo chocolate and raspberry ganache served alongside cake of a very nutty sort. To wash that all down we have a side of cheez-its.


Please note: If you would like your food to be featured on SafeSnack and eaten by Safewalkers, don’t hesitate to contact us! Corporate sponsorship’s also welcomed*

*must be food we like.

If you have been inspired by this inspirational post to make a cake, or just want to drown your feelings out in chocolate frosting here’s one of my favorite recipes.

Until next time.


Safewalk Travel Pic Thursday Featuring… Team $tar Fox!

Today is the start of the semester long Thursday shift series: Travel Pic Thursday!

A little known fact about our Safewalkers is that they are great world travelers! Featered below is Team Star Fox on a mountain range in Arcadia National Park. On their journeys they were able to snap a quick photo with space traveler Fox McCloud (little known fact: Fox McCloud was actually born and raised in the wilderness of Maine).

Stayed tuned next week for our next Travel Pic installment!

Team Star Fox

Super Fly Fall Supers!

Try saying that five times fast… Anyway, here are the beautiful Fall 2013 Safewalk supervisors!








Sarah Schade is the gorgeous woman in the helmet, Niyopalqui Moraza-Keeswood is the dashing gentleman who looks like he’s about to eat you, Valerie Langberg is the mohawked lady to the right of Niyo, Rudy Torres is the handsome man with the cheeseburger sunglasses, Christopher Burke is the attractive sideways dude licking his lips, and in the center is our pulchritudinous coordinator, Jarod Ferriera.

Photo contest pictures are up!

This semester, we decided to freshen up the safewalk facebook page with some new photos. So, we launched our first a safewalk photo contest! Anyone could submit a picture of a safewalk team on duty, and the photographer of the most awesome photo gets a gift card to somewhere on Thayer. Pretty sweet deal, right? The pictures are now up on our facebook page, you can check them out at this link:

The winning picture will be announced shortly. Stay tuned!

Much love and safety,

The Supes

Walkers! You’re Appreciated!!

Last Sunday, we had our big Walker Appreciation Event! Basically, we Supes love our walkers so much, we just had to get them like a million Nice Slice Pizzas. Valerie was really excited about it:


You’ll also notice little boot shaped award statues. That’s because we gave out some Safewalk Superlatives, which I’m excited to publish officially here:

Funniest Team Name – Team-mon and Pumba

Most Accurate Team Name – Team Galapabros

Safewalk Spirit Award – Team Fish Fry

Best Drawing on the Board – Team David and Goliath

Best Radio Communications – Team Black Taco

Happiest Happenstance Honorarium – Walk ’em Sock ’em Robots

Gonfalon Gathering Guru – Howard Carter

The 27th Semi-Annual Jordan Mainzer Award  – Jordan Mainzer

Congratulations to the winners!

Walker’s, it’s been a really good semester, and we love each and every one of you. Good luck with finals everyone!

The many uses of the safewalk couch…

The life of a supervisor is hard. Five hours is a long time to spend alone in the cramped safewalk office, with nothing but your homework to distract you. Now, our hardships have made us crafty, and we have devised countless ways to stay sane and beat the cabin fever. This week, for whatever reason, a number of them involved the safewalk couch:

One supe managed to lose his keys somewhere in the office. And he knew they were in the office because he unlocked the office to get in, and hadn’t left. Well, after scouring the area from 2:15am-2:35am, he gave up and headed home, where he realized that they had probably fallen out into the couch. So the next night, he came back to find them, and after sticking his hands in the couch for a half hour, they still hadn’t turned up. The following picture resulted:


Spoiler alert! They weren’t in the couch. They were on the desk, hidden by the keyboard.

Another popular way to pass the time is to invite your friends to hang out in the office while you supe! It turns out, the supes have sleepy friends….


MoreSleepCouch PumpkinCouch

Unfortunately, the puppy isn’t here every week, or we’d have no trouble finding entertainment.

Before you judge us, just ask yourself, “What would I do with five hours, a couch , and nothing but a radio to entertain myself?” Be honest, your answer’s not homework…